Top 3....

Now, there are NOT a lot of things that gross me out. I mean, my dream job is a pathologist and do autopsies and stuff, so I have a pretty tough stomach. However, there are a few exceptions. Onto the list!

Top 3 things that gross me out:

1. Seeing people spit.

Honestly, it's nasty. Spitting anything, anywhere---raunchy. Poor manners. Even if you have the biggest, slimiest loogie, there is no need to hock it up in the middle of the street and spew it on the sidewalk where other people will walk. Use a napkin people. It's not that hard.

2. Seeing people tongue kiss.

On TV, at the movies, in person. Guh-ross. I do NOT want to see someone's slimy tongue intertwine with another slimy tongue. This does not mean that I do not partake in such activities....I just don't want to see anyone else do it. Ew.

3. Listening to someone eat with their mouths open.

Who wants to hear you smack your food around as you gnaw on it? I certainly don't want to see it either. This one will almost instantly make me lose my appetite, which is pretty hard to do!

Honorable Mention:

4. Men who wear white dress shirts without an undershirt.

It's like wearing pants without underwear. (Which, let's face it, is just nasty. I don't care how many guys claim it's "sexy". We wear underwear for a reason, folks. Think about it.) The worst is when I can see your chest/back/stomach hair through your paper-thin shirt. Correction, the worst is seeing your nipples. Please, Hanes sells a 3-pack for a mere $6.99 at your local K-Mart. Do us all a favor and buy a set.

Heck, let's just make it an even 5.

5. Kids with crusty noses.

Now, I have issues with the word "crusty" alone, (I refuse to buy Krusteaz brand waffle mix). But you know what I'm talking about. The yellow/green/brown crust that forms around little kids' nostrils to the extent that they can't even fit their little fingers in there anymore. I'm sure I was one of those kids once, and I'm almost positive my kids will have them too, since I hate them so much. Hence, I will always have on me those little travel packs of Kleenex. So by the time I notice their little snotty noses, they will have crusted over so bad my kids will scream in pain as I rip the congealed snot off their faces. Sick, sick, sick.

This list comes to you courtesy of my trip to the Wisconsin State Fair this weekend. Which was a blast. But I did notice a lot of things, many of which I have just mentioned. I had my first Wisconsin Cream Puff, which I have waited one whole year to eat. Mmmmm....sooo worth the wait! I love the fair. I love looking at the animals, and the gadgets that the saleshounds try to sell you. And the food. I live for fair food! We didn't go too crazy this year, but it's probably for the best. I think that next year I'm going to submit a knitted article. There was a lot of really nice stuff. And some stuff that I thought was ugly, and that I could do better! I just don't know how to go about doing that. I guess I have a year to find out.

I should get back to work. But none of my bosses are here, so it's kinda slow, and I'm loving it! I'll post some pics tonite for your viewing pleasure.

Keep those noses clean and nipples covered!