Congrats, Mama Britney

I think I am a prophetess. Remember my dream about my baby boy? It was Britney's!!! I knew the sex of her baby before she did!! I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about my powers.


(click on the picture to enlarge and read a personal message from Britney)


As a deep-down, longstanding Britney-lover, I hope for her sake and the baby's sake that Kevin sticks around. Ture, he is sleaze, but a father nonetheless. I can't wait to see pictures of this kid. I heard she had a C-section because she was scared of the pain from giving birth. WTF? What a wimp. Brit, I love ya, but that's what women do, sweetheart! We push out a watermelon-sized kid out of a grape-sized orifice. We're tough! I thought you were "Stronger" than that! Now you're just "Lucky" if you can get those abs back to how they used to be! I know, I know, bad puns.

Everyone, raise a glass in honor of the arrival of Cheeto. Hear, hear!