It's been an uneventful week in my world. But holy crap--the celebrity world is full of news!!! And yes, I do follow it. Sadly.
Shocker #1:
Nick and Jessica are getting a divorce.
Well, at least that's the rumor. His reps are denying it. But c'mon, you know it's gonna happen. I guess she is just too much of a big time superstar celebrity and wants to party party party in all her newfound greatness. Poor Nick. But hey ladies, he's available again!!
Shocker #2:
Katie Holmes is prego with Tom Cruise's baby.
Scandalous! They're not even married! Just engaged! Not that that matters these days I guess....Still. I used to love Katie Holmes. Joey and Dawson...Joey and Pacey...loved her all through that. And I used to like Tom Cruise, too. But he is just CUCKOO!! And not just b/c he's Scientologist. I knew TONS of Scieno's (as we called them) in high school, they were even my friends, since Clearwater was a huge Scieno center for some reason. And they were never as weird as he is. Granted, they were odd, but he's a certified nut. I see her as not a cute pregnant girl.
Shocker #3:
There is a Britney/Kevin sex tape floating around.
Ok, this isn't really a shocker per se. More of a, "only a matter of time" kinda deal. Supposedly her lawyers reviewed it to check the content and laughed at how disgusting it was.
Britney. My dearest Britney. I fell in love with you ever since I saw you at Grad Night in Orlando in May of 1999. You were wearing black spandex shorts and a yellow sports bra and pink suspenders. When you stopped singing, everyone was chanting "TITS! TITS! TITS!" and I defended you!! I have all your CDs. I have Darren's Dance Grooves and know the entire dance to "Crazy". I had your calendars and screensavers. I made my roomates watch your Vegas special on Showtime. I dressed up like you and sang karaoke in Vegas to your songs. I am a long time fan. Truly. Once the nice innocent girl who charmed everyone with your Southern charm, you are now trailer trash to the umpteenth degree. Your baby has turned you fat and ugly. And every picture I see of you makes me sad for you. I mean, look at those bags.

I hope for a comeback, I really do. In the meantime, I shall be a Britney-the-music fan only, not a Britney-the-person fan. (Note however, that should I ever come across said video, I will of course watch it. You're like a train wreck. You can't stop watching even if it's horrible.)
Those are the only big ones that come to mind. So my most favorite song right now is "Over My Head" by The Fray. Soooo good. It's been on perma-repeat all day. Go download. I purchashed it last night with my iTunes gift card that I won from Blingo! Have you singed up to do it yet???? Anyone like Hawthorne Heights? I have one of their songs, "Ohio is for lovers", and I like it, but I don't like it. I like the normal part, and then they start singing in this devil-like scary voice. So not neccessary!! It's throaty and scary and unnverving. **shudder**
It's 50 degrees right now. That sucks.
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Someone has been reading "US" magazine! (I got mine in the mail today!)
;-)
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