What the...

Tonite we watched "The Hot Chick" starring Rob Schneider over at our neighbors. It was hilarious. Honestly, I was laughing sooo hard. But I was more interested in "Billy", the boyfriend. Dang! What a hottie! Looks familiar, but I couldn't really place him. (He's the one on the right.)



So I wait for the credits, to see who he is. You know, so I can google blingo him when I get home and go rent everything else he's been in. And then have sweet dreams of him feeding me chocolate covered strawberries on a sandy beach surrounded by daffodils and all things romantical and pretty. And then I see it: MATTHEW LAWRENCE?!?!?!?!?!?

Are you kidding me?? Joey's lil bro?? The dorky kid from Mrs. Doubtfire???



Yes, indeed. The very same. Puberty did this boy well. Great jaw line, nice full lips. I feel almost pedophilia-esque just saying it!! It seems like he was always the little kid in movies when I was in high schoo. Right? Am I right??

Aparently not.

This "kid" is older than I. But only by 361 days. Man, where was I when Matthew Lawrence was on the cover of Tiger Beat? Too busy making out with the posters of Jonathan Brandis slapped to my wall. Every wall. OK. And ceiling too. C'mon! Who didn't want to fall asleep to that gorgeous face?? I even had a whole notebook dedicated to poems about him. I broke this out for my roommates in college. We weren't drunk, so I'm not sure how this came about, actually. Still, I wouldn't want to deprive you of the same tidbits of pure genius writing, so I will share some of the highlights.

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I can't find it. Honest. I just looked. It's a black and white composition book, colored in purple, pink, and teal (THE coolest colors of the day) and it says "My Jonathan Brandis Book". If you come across it, let me know. I promise I'll share when I find it.

Wow. Not sure how that all happened. I was in a sharing mood, apparently.

Well, sweet dreams. I know who I'll be dreaming about!



No, not JB!! He's dead, after all. That would just be creepy!!

Rest in peace, Lt. Lucas Wolenczek, of the DSV SeaQuest. (And if you know what I'm talking about, we can be BFF.)