My eyes!!!

OK. I wanna know who did it. Fess up. Right now.

Yesterday I get the mail. Nothing too exciting, a KitchenAid ad, and a magazine wrapped in solid green plastic. I didn't think too much of it, seeing as how we've gotten some blue ones from P&G as part of their year end tax reports and stuff. It said "Exposed" on the outside, and I just figured it was the numbers! Uh....no. It was a straight up nudie mag. A raunchy nudie mag. You're probably thinking, "aren't they ALL raunchy?". Well, I guess so, sorta. I consider Playboy to be the best of them all. They are at least tasteful, and consider the female form as more of an art than an object and respect it more. Well, as much as you can respect a glossy nekked girl in stilletos. But this....this was just nasty.

The interesting thing is, it was address to BOTH of us. I can't think of a single piece of mail we get that is addressed to both Derrick and myself. Except the Ensign. A church magazine. Somehow I doubt Exposed and Ensign share distribution lists.

So, to the clown who signed up to send this to us--and you know who you are--you suck. And when I find out who you are, I will get revenge on you. And you'll be sorry. Soooooo sorry.

Next time, send some decent porn.