Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
Tell me child, what is your offense?
I downloaded Kellie Pickler's "Red High Heels".
I see. Is that all?
No.
Go on.
Well, I uh, sorta like it.
I see.
I didn't mean to. It just....happened. What should I do?
My child, did you pay money for this song?
Um......no.
Good for you. Now go and listen to "Dark Side of the Moon" 5 times, and thy sin shall be forgiven.
Thank you, Father!!! I promise I won't do anything like that EVER again!!
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