Thursday is the biggest night on TV. Grey's Anatomy, The Office, ER, Survivor. Am I watching these excellent hours of televised enjoyment? No. Somehow college football has crept over to Friday, and then to Thursday. I've seen an occasional Wednesday game, too. Throw in Sunday and Monday Night Football, and all I've got left is Tuesday. But wait, it's the playoffs, so we get to watch baseball in between. I digress. My point is we're watching football instead of quality TV. I don't mind terribly, as the USF game is on, and at one point in my teenage life I was torn between USF, UF, and BYU. And I marched on their field in high school, so it holds a little place in my stone cold heart. We need two cable boxes. Instead, I blog.
1. Three biggest fears? falling down a flight of stairs, going blind, no Dr. Pepper in heaven
2. When was the last time you danced? yesterday. the cupid shuffle. at my inner city exercise class. work it.
3. Do you creep on stranger's blogs? Regularly
4. If you could go back to be any age for a day, what age would you be and why? 7. No responsibilities, arguing over barbies were the biggest issues you had to deal with, still under the age of accountability...no guilt....
5. Are you a good liar? Too good
6. Do you judge someone when you can tell they've had elective cosmetic surgery? No. But if you can tell, they needed a better surgeon
7. If you have children, what's one thing that you always told yourself you'd never do when you had kids? If you don't have children, what's one thing you tell yourself you'll never do. (Psst! You. Yah, you. The one without kids. Guess what? You'll probably do it.) Let them run around in only a diaper
8. What's something that totally grosses you out? Seeing people kiss. Especially if you see tongue.
9. Do you ever delete forwards without reading them? I skim them. So I can at least tell the person I got it and "read" it. However, if I see any stipulations about sending it on, I delete instantly without another thought.
10. Do you ever lie to get out of obligations? It's been known to happen. But I try to use a partly honest excuse.
11. Consider your body weight and your yearly income at their present states. Would you rather be 200 pounds heavier and $200,000 richer or stay at your present states? Stay at present state. But if I were 200 pounds heavier and $200,000 richer, I could hire a personal trainer and lose it.
12. When was the last time you bought a pair of shoes and what were they? Shoes for Laura's wedding
13. The Olympics. Take them or leave them? Take them. Embrace them. Watch NBC for 16 straight days, emerging only for food.
14. What's your favorite accent? South African, after meeting my South African love Rowan in Vegas
15. What's your favorite scent? Clean sheets
16. Gum or breath mints? Gum, and only green gum. Wintergreen. Blue gum makes me feel icky.
17. If you could look like any celebrity, who would it be? Bridget Moynahan, she's gorgeous. And she scored Tom Brady.
18. If you had the chance of looking like said celebrity in exchange for your thumbs would you do it? No, how would I play BurgerTime without my thumbs?
19. Do you religiously wear sun screen? On my face, yes. When I'm 80 my face will look 40, but the rest of my body will look 100.
20. Do you generally trust people/their motives or doubt people/their motives? Depends on if I know the person. But generally trust. Give them the benefit of the doubt until they screw you over.
21. Would you describe yourself as a complicated person or is what you see what you get? What you see is what you get. My life is an open book. But you already knew that, right?
22. Do you watch what you eat? I try to. I don't always do too well.
23. Do you watch what other people eat? Only if it looks good so I can get the recipe.
24. Do you judge how other people raise their kids? Judge is such a hard word. Let's say I observe and form opinions about what I like and don't like.
25. Do you judge people who dress poorly? No
26. Do you judge people who are homely? No. But that doesn't stop me from giving them an imaginary makeover in my mind.
27. Do you judge people who are overweight? Not usually. Obese? Yes.
28. Your interest in politics: High, Medium-High, Medium, Medium-Low, Low, Obsolete? Medium-Low. It's getting higher though. But it's all so confusing...red, blue, left, right....
29. Favorite song of all time? This is soooo hard. "Sometimes", by Ash. Somehow it can fit any mood I'm in.
30. Acoustic or electric? Electric. Where would the 80s be without it?
31. If you were a hermit, would you shave? Yes. I'm too hairy. It starts to itch.
32. If you could shave your head without your significant other throwing a complete hissy, would you? No. I have a misshapen head. Seriously. The back is flat flat flat.
33. What was your least favorite age? The Ice Age
34. How many times a day do you check your email? Too many to count. Is continuously an option?
35. Are you in a tiff with anyone right now? Probably, I just don't know it yet.
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YOU CRACK ME UP!!!
I enjoyed this 100%.
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