Friday, January 12, 2007

Tengo sed.

I bring a water bottle to work so I can get my 64 oz in every day. There's a water cooler right by my desk (cliche', I know). I'm convinced the water company puts something in this water that makes you even thirstier after you drink it than if you'd had no water at all. I take a swig and no less than 10 seconds later I have cotton mouth. I'm not even exaggerating. It's crazy. It reminds me of The Phantom Tollbooth where they eat Subtraction Stew, where you get hungrier and hungrier with every bite. I really love that book, by the way. Perhaps I shall read it this weekend.

I went to the movies yesterday afternoon. With my 3 best friends. Me, myself, and I. We had a great time. We saw "Employee of the Month". Should that be italicized?? It was pretty funny, actually. Dane Cook is strangely good-looking, and I tolerated Jessica Simpson very well, considering she has a man-chin. I really want Derrick to see it, and I'd def see it again. Especially since it's at the dollar theater. It comes out on DVD on Tuesday, so if you're bored one night and can't decide on a flick, get this one. Keep in mind, however, that I love these kinds of simple, non artsy-fartsy movies. Mindless. I don't like to go to a movie and have to think about plots and remember who's good and who's bad. It's not relaxing to me. Luckily, I have a husband who shares my taste in bad movies. Although I do like seeing grown-up movies every once in awhile, don't get me wrong. Speaking of grown-up movies, I really want to see Charlotte's Web. What a nerd. But I, like every other little kid, loved the book when I was little. I had 2 copies, a hard cover and a paperback. I liked the hard cover better, it made me feel grown up for some reason. Plus, it had a way better picture of Wilbur and Fran and Charlotte.

I had a dream last night that I saw Richard Simmons at a Chili's, he was wearing his typical tank and short shorts and I freaked out and asked to take a picture with him. He said he couldn't because of copyright reasons, but that he could take one if he left his coat on, so it wouldn't be so obvious that it was him. That was fine with me, so we snapped a picture, and afterwards I realized that he was actually a SHE! Very weird. But I really think it's true.

4 comments:

Lara said...

If you go to see Charlotte's Web, TAKE TISSUES!!! I completely lost it at the end. Bawled like a baby. So did all three of my kids. Over a CG Spider, no less. You will too. Consider yourself warned!

:-)

Samantha said...

Hey at least you admit you like bad movies! Ha.

But wait...how is Charlotte's Web a grown up movie?

SyXbiT said...

Actually, active adults are supposed to drink 2/3 of a fluid oz (of water) per pound of body weight.
so if you weigh 100lbs, you should drink 67 oz.

Karen said...

CW isn't a grown up movie. I was kidding!