Things I need

I got this idea from Lindsey, where you type in "Karen needs" into google and find out what you need. Apparently this is what I need:

Karen needs to grow up.
Karen needs a lobotomy.
Karen needs a therapist.
Karen needs a new job.
Karen needs to push herself, to give us the goods, the guts, the gore.
Karen needs a man.
Karen needs to ride a mucklewain.
Karen needs to learn how to cue.

Interesting...