My boobs.
Of course I'd heard how your boobs die after you have a baby. Sag city. But I guess in the back of my mind I had just hoped and prayed that it wouldn't happen to me. I wear a nursing bra 24/7, but alas, as I got out of the shower today and toweled off, I couldn't help but notice my chesticles hung just a little lower. I almost cried, really.
There's no turning back, either. Books say it's not the nursing that creates swinging, pendulous breasts, but pregnancy in general. I don't know if I believe that.
All I know is I'm saving my pennies for a lift and a tuck when all this child-birthing business is over.
A moment of silence, please, for my long lost girls.
17 comments:
ha ha ha ha ha.
mine died too.
girl, you slay me.
lol. my condolences. been there. i can only tell you, it gets worse with each kidlet
HILARIOUS! And P.S. Amen sister!
The sacrifices we make!:)
Lol! Too funny! It is sadly very true but too funny that you actually dare post this :)
What did I just read?...
You are so hillarious. Look at your tombstone! Where do you come up with this stuff?
Haaa! Ha! I'm surprised they are hanging lower now- that's probably b/c they are more full right? Wait until you quit nursing. That will make you want to cry a bit. And wear a bra at all times, and I mean all. Times. I could go without a bra sometimes before I had Zara but now, nevah.
RIP....RIP....
Yea mine have been dead for about 9 years. They almost made it back from the dead...almost.
Honey, you ain't seen nothing yet! Wait till you've had four or five!
You'll have to change the "stomach" engraving to KNEES!!!
:-D
Is it possible for them to become concave? :)
At least you have some. Saggy or not, some are better than none!!!
I commiserate with you. Casey has agreed to let me get a boob job and a tummy tuck after my child bearing years. At which time I probably won't care what I look like anyway...
I agree with Samantha, wait until you stop nursing. How are you liking "the host"? I liked it better than the twilight series but my friend says it just means I am not a hopless romantic.
I am with you on this one! Not only boobs, but tummy and hips as well. I NEVER used to have a poochy belly and big hips.
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